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To her they are!
She needs to run them through the gauntlet, pay them their sixty, then kick them out again. Just like we did in the old days. Christ.
…what is with Aperture and toasters doing things they shouldn’t?
WHY
DO
WE
HAVE
TOASTERS
IN
APERTURE?…alsosleepingdidntgosowell
there used to be break rooms in aperture.
I think that’s where they came from.
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yep. I totally just tried to picture GLaDOS in that pretty pink number there, top right.
WHY?!
Because my life would not be complete if I did not aim to put you in a pink fluffy dress at some point?
Or I might have a death wish.
who knows?
You’re not getting me in a pink fluffy dress, therefore it must be the latter.
I know where you sleep, and I have the keys to the whole world. I’m pretty sure I’ll get you into the dress at some point.
Do you really want to give me more reasons not to sleep?
…Sure. ‘w’
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I’ve reached the point in my life where apparently people do things with the express interest of pissing me off.
Lovely.
You know I love you. And one day when you apologize for sending me into a two month depression spiral where in I considered trying to find my old shell and re-upload myself, I’ll stop trying to piss you off.<3
No you don’t. And I’m not apologizing for telling you the truth.
You didn’t have to tell it so bluntly. :I
I’ve reached the point in my life where apparently people do things with the express interest of pissing me off.
Lovely.
You know I love you. And one day when you apologize for sending me into a two month depression spiral where in I considered trying to find my old shell and re-upload myself, I’ll stop trying to piss you off.<3
yep. I totally just tried to picture GLaDOS in that pretty pink number there, top right.
WHY?!
Because my life would not be complete if I did not aim to put you in a pink fluffy dress at some point?
Or I might have a death wish.
who knows?
You’re not getting me in a pink fluffy dress, therefore it must be the latter.
I know where you sleep, and I have the keys to the whole world. I’m pretty sure I’ll get you into the dress at some point.
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Hi, I don’t think I know you. welcome to my blog. designed to annoy GLaDOS and feed my amusement. I literally have no life
yep. I totally just tried to picture GLaDOS in that pretty pink number there, top right.
WHY?!
Because my life would not be complete if I did not aim to put you in a pink fluffy dress at some point?
Or I might have a death wish.
who knows?
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({We should get Ricks more often apparently
wait….
nevermind
I dun wanna be buried in Rick})
[[…change one letter in that last word. laugh with me. Come on.
({maturity, you have it})
[[all of the maturity. Hoards of it. Clearly :B
yep. I totally just tried to picture GLaDOS in that pretty pink number there, top right.
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[[RP account for a portal gun. Independent of portal RP rings. Possible NSFW, possible gore, violence, or sex.I DO run an ask blog. Go ahead and take a look~]]
Skype: Nixifitz
Steam: destructivenyx
aim: omgwtfphoenix
Paige is the android form of the ASHHPPD(aperture Science Hand Held Portal Placement Device)
Four feet tall, right side blue, left side orange, dark brown hair twisted up in orange and blue ribbons, tight curled bangs. Three sets of wires, one blue wire, one orange wire, four black. They all originate from her chest, the orange and blue plug in to her wrists, the black arch over her shoulders and under her breasts, clothes(all designed for this particular device-must be custom fit to size--children's clothes unacceptable/unattractive) slide on under the wires, (which can be removed by a firm, purposeful tug-and-twist, counter clockwise at the base. doing so disables the portal device's main functions, leaving the tool useless.
THE FUCK AM I READING. IS THIS REALLY...UGH WHO...
Who designed me? I want to speak to my maker. I WANT TO TALK TO MY MAKER.
YOU CHANGE ME FROM HUMAN TO ANDROID THEN YOU COMMENT ON MY FASHION SENSE? DID I -ASK- YOU TO MAKE ME LOOK SEXY? MAYBE I /LIKE/ CONSERVATIVE CLOTHING.
Asshole.
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